Unprofitable Outcomes Of Crime
In the curious case of the vanishing leftover pizza, a series of burning questions arise. The mystery deepens: who penned the elusive sign, and from which corner of their life did they issue this silent plea? The foresight of impending pizza theft baffles us, yet no protective measures were taken—no warning of alleged contagions to deter the hungry culprit.
Alas, retaliation may have been sweet, but the pizza-lover’s loss is palpable. In this gastronomic whodunit, it seems everyone’s come out with crumbs..